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2009

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Dec 18th
this is like porn to me
Dec 18th
this is what i do at 11:29 pm on a thursday
Dec 18th
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http://www.minwave.com/ just stunning, stunning photography
Dec 18th
fuckyeahmacabreshit:
Dec 18th
redsuspenders:
Dec 18th
why is drawing stars the hardest thing in the fucking world
Dec 18th
(via iquitelikethebeatles)
Dec 18th
Warch Watch
The Temptations - My girl/ I’m Losing You
Dec 18th
worriedshoes: iwasarecord:quitecheeky:(via spermdump)
Dec 18th

MOM WERE OUT OF RICE CRISPIES

fff8e7: IM NOT OKAY
Dec 18th
christmas is a week away and i barely care am i growing up
Dec 18th
I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day When it’s cold outside I’ve got the month of...
Dec 18th
growingup: Beavis: Cool! It’s a chicken! Butthead: No it’s...
Dec 18th
bowfolk:pitusinha:volatilestructure:malloreigh:littlejess:pic...
Dec 18th
(via crabs) marry me
Dec 18th
(via crabs) marry me
Dec 18th
(via crabs) marry me
Dec 18th
(via crabs) marry me
Dec 18th
(via crabs) marry me
Dec 18th
“I like Clint Eastwood because he has only two facial...”
— Sergio Leone (via kayfabe)...
Dec 17th
you know the feeling when you bite your tongue while chewing gum ok now think about that happening...
Dec 17th
is it normal to be sincerely angry at the way emma watson’s face looks
Dec 17th
flesheatingmothers: pork2k is not a doucher, shes a QUEEN of comedy a princess… an ice princess if...
Dec 17th
ice-princess: flesheatingmothers: pork2k: want to see me stretch my eyelid over my knee THIS...
Dec 17th
want to see me stretch my eyelid over my knee
Dec 17th
you know how people write suicide notes why dont people write murder notes
Dec 17th

WAT U R ABOUT 2 READ IS THE TRUFAX

triphop: pork2k: I SMELL MY HAND AFTER I SCRATCH MY BUTT AND MY BOOGERS SMELL...
Dec 17th

IS IT REALLY ONLY WEDNESDAY

triphop: AM I IN A FUCKING TIME WARP triphop: AM I IN A FUCKING TIME WARP triphop: AM I IN...
Dec 17th
i look sincerely concerned about something
Dec 17th
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triphop: indulgeinwhatyoucannoteat: triphop: 22 PEOPLE...
Dec 17th
re:HOW ABOUT I DON’T GIVE A SHIT
Dec 17th
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ghostlikeswazy: wastelander: andrewlaw: (via...
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
mom: so i was thinking about getting you the iphone for christmas do you want an iphone
me: no
mom: i am tired of you not wanting anything you're getting a damn iphone
Dec 16th
reblog do you know how to
Dec 16th

do you guys want to hear my favorite...

why was the mailman wearing an arm cast because he broke his arm
Dec 16th
I have a shirt that says “I am the walrus” and everything with a mouth decides to start...
Dec 16th
(via dumbjabronimotherfucker)
Dec 16th

i'm drinking bottled water and polluting...

Dec 16th
i dont trust people who walk with their feet outward
Dec 16th
It’s been so long That I haven’t seen your face...
Dec 16th
egos0ffire: :-----) barbara streisand
Dec 16th
kenmat: dtybywl: (via darklorddisco)
Dec 15th
no one respects a blogger anymore!!!
Dec 15th
have you ever left soda out for so long that it becomes a solid
Dec 15th
“I didn’t want to fuck with finding a clean spoon, so I drank pudding out of the...
Dec 15th
redsuspenders: keep scrolling, there’s nothing to see...
Dec 15th
i hate when you talk to people you only speak to maybe once a month and they always have to bring up...
Dec 15th
theduty: superdoofus-stratodrive:
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
look at my new desktop
Dec 15th
hold on i have to shake my head in disappointment for 5 minutes
Dec 15th
maybe i should just stop talking
Dec 15th
imagine me sitting in a dark room blogging are you laughing yet
Dec 15th
i think 3 people a day askme if im ok i must give off that deying deth look dont i of course i do at...
Dec 15th
is there such a thing as a blog swatter like a fly swatter for blogs
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
what if i died from blog poisoning
Dec 15th
i feel like an blogstronaut in the blogosphere drifting blogspace etc
Dec 15th

i think i died 7 hours ago i think i...

this rice wont go down my esophagus am i supposed to have voluntary control over my arms because i...
Dec 15th
i cant stop laughing but i dont know what for its sort of the kind of laugh that you laugh after...
Dec 15th
You have the blog to remain silent. Anything you blog can...
Dec 15th
i have a cramp in my hand
Dec 15th

i know even dont how blog to anymore

Dec 15th
this is funny if you look at it for a really long time trust...
Dec 15th

ok

Dec 15th
dont they burn homosexuals in uganda why did they let pete...
Dec 15th

i hate everything.

iguessthatscool: ultra-violent: r-y-a-n: melishhh: i woke up today and my bed was covered in...
Dec 15th
(via redsuspenders)
Dec 14th

why do i always think of the perfect...

“shut up”
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
(via w33d)
Dec 14th

things i look good in

fff8e7: nothing i am fat a dumpster
Dec 14th
my day was worse than a chuck palahniuk novel
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
oh pesky satan
Dec 14th
13-Year-Old Girl Commits Suicide After...
Dec 14th
pork2fuckmeintheass
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th

what has four legs and barks

a dog
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
its so cold why is it so cold can i move to the desert and live in sand
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
Dec 14th

people who find me interesting

people over 200 pounds 14 year olds
Dec 14th
triphop: TOMORROW IS MONDAY shut up alison
Dec 14th
i dont like cell phones can i get a pager i think id be happier with a pager or a pizza
Dec 14th
ultra-violent: why is that everytime i ask for music recommendations someone always says beirut. ...
Dec 14th
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redsuspenders: thoom yooke im a crop im a wordo
Dec 14th
Warch Watch
a documentary of my life
Dec 13th
hey everyone my favorite show is family guy i’m a 14 year old boy i get this humor because...
Dec 13th
Listen Listen
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
Dec 13th
it’s sunday why is it sunday
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gpoy
Dec 13th
hymendestroyer: Open your closet, don’t turn on the light. Make sure you have one match with you....
Dec 13th
(via teacakes)
Dec 13th
we’re replacing the carpet with wooden floors and that’s cool and all but why are you...
Dec 13th
a little while ago I saw a photo that read “the recession won’t be over until we learn...
Dec 13th
worriedshoes:quicksandlove:heylauren:00nikkii:(via...
Dec 13th
meatsack: yeahiwasintheshit:savagemike: I find your...
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th

not that I fantasize about it or...

iguessthatscool: not that I fantasize about it or anything not that I fantasize about it or...
Dec 13th
deadashistory: hi
Dec 13th
“well now i guess ill sleep now”
— my life quote
Dec 13th
this is what i look like
Dec 13th

why do people who like tokio hotel...

Dec 13th
Dec 13th
negativepleasure:essplode:xsxtxaxtxixcxsxhxoxxx:dukeku:taargu...
Dec 13th
hasslethehoff: “My favorite part was when Superman flew...
Dec 12th
kenmat: (via c0creation)
Dec 12th
(via milkdoesyourbodygood) that is what i think about hip...
Dec 12th
You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of...
Dec 12th
taylor-182: lookintotheair: iguessthatscool: my reaction when people tell me they are “in...
Dec 12th
The Porkfish, which originates from the Western Atlantic has...
Dec 12th
do you think this post is a little tacky
Dec 12th

Why do ppl reblog shit and say "THIS"

zhartzofzpageti: executiveproducerdickwolf: You can just reblog it, it’s cool this. these.
Dec 12th
willcocx: This guy who made my veggie wrap has a type of smirk on his face. The type of smirk that...
Dec 12th
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heh
Dec 12th
chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
Dec 12th
yes you just saw this image thank you for your stay on the...
Dec 12th
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Listen Listen
The Devil’s Work Day
Dec 12th

THE KITTEN HAS TO SIT DOWN TO CHEW FOOD

AWE ITS SO CUTE MAD LOV 4VER HOLD U<33333333333333
Dec 12th
crabs: hey josilyn this is an allusion to that fall out...
Dec 12th

people tell me to "chill out" when i...

crabs: the stick up my ass might as well as be coming out of my mouth will you please kindly shoot...
Dec 12th
YOU GUYS THERE IS A FUCKING KITTEN HERE YOU GUYS THERE IS A...
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
Uganda bill to prosecute gays as well as make...
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
i ate yellow cake batter and spaghetti my day is complete
Dec 12th
Lisa: On this battle ground in 1881, 56 Indians lost their...
Dec 11th
redsuspenders: (via bittenbysharks)
Dec 11th
sexism thursday
Dec 11th
fagette: (via whore24) a more ominous fortune for me...
Dec 11th
this guy in my chemistry class had this book, the perks of being a wallflower and he says to me ...
Dec 11th
lier dont u li
Dec 11th
i didn’t get into sage when i was little but this girl who did get into the gifted class...
Dec 11th
i have this irrational fear of something going wrong with the plumbing and shit coming down on me in...
Dec 11th
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crabs: pork2k: crabs: (via pork2k) is that a...
Dec 11th
crabs: (via pork2k) is that a dare
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
A Flying Tile from Ocarina of Time
Dec 11th
maybe everyone should die a painful death
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
i havent played zelda in 3 days maybe thats why i want to die
Dec 11th
dashingblingbling:redsuspenders:
Dec 11th
iguessthatscool: gratuitous sequence of pictures of your life
Dec 11th
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can i just stop doing stuff
Dec 11th

dont eat green beans and waffles at the...

Dec 10th
Just a day, just an ordinary day.
Dec 10th
tengo celos
Dec 10th
Dec 10th

dream conversation #5

me: stop
sarah jessica parker: ok
Dec 10th
sometimes i think to myself man i wish i was at home when im in my house
Dec 10th
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(via crabs) oh stearns
Dec 10th
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
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teenagejesus: i HATE this movie so much i do not look...
Dec 10th
bought my 76th pair of moccasins today
Dec 10th
ohgodhowdidthisgethere: eyeonspringfield: Marge: Have you...
Dec 10th
only 15 year old girls like donnie darko
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
Listen Listen
triphop: I AM SO STARTLED
Dec 9th
Listen Listen
Dec 9th
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
Dec 9th

Hipster Pick-Up Lines

dustydgaf: Want to start a wolf, fox or crystal related band with me? is that a joy division...
Dec 9th
i found a genie lamp and i get 3 wishes and stuff etc ...
Dec 9th
I’ve conjured a picture time line of myself throughout...
Dec 9th
i want u
Dec 9th
me finding a spoon in the butter me leaving the spoon inside and going about my day
Dec 9th
tights as pants all day everyday ya hurd
Dec 9th

if your wearing leggings with a top that...

triphop: samanthakayyy: thatsnotaword: hiseaniegurl: your a dumbass. change your fucking...
Dec 9th
THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
Dec 9th
Usher and Goat (if someone knows where this...
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
tumblr has a caste system
Dec 9th
if a photo gets over 100 notes 12 year olds start to reblog it
Dec 9th
i love yhow you can tell a;l thepesies peseis peises of me
Dec 9th
im listening to ashlee simpson like the gay fagat i am
Dec 9th

i tried to get cookies off a cooking...

crabs: my life summed up in one moment
Dec 9th
meatsack:yeahiwasintheshit:johnwilkestooth:yeahiwasintheshit:...
Dec 9th

what is the transgendered prostitute's...

hot cross buns
Dec 9th
(via ultra-violent)
Dec 9th
moptops: via pics.livejournal.com
Dec 9th
so i was standing around and this girl with an alice in...
Dec 9th
hi this is my desktop
Dec 9th
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strange mortals with curious customs
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
since when does anyone care about nebraskans
Dec 9th
“josilyn has the ability to be the meanest person ever. she is all like ‘im josilyn im...
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
this is for alison
Dec 8th
everything went so much smoother when i wasnt such a huge fagat
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
goodbye 4ever
Dec 8th
so you cant wear sunglasses at night but what about people who drink coffee at night
Dec 8th
meatsack: hey welcome to my blog just thought i’d say...
Dec 8th
the dark night its a movie remember
Dec 8th
did you ever see the dark knight the movie
Dec 8th
remember that movie the dark knight
Dec 8th
“Next time instead of going to McDonalds, I should just pour...”
— michaelianblack (via laidbare)...
Dec 8th

another day of late night blogging

Dec 8th
GOAT ON A CAR: dreezy drake yuhh muahh to hunnybug Joselyne yo im out yuhhh; <3
Dec 8th
i have a headache this is a headache blog
Dec 8th

Reblog with your favorite slang word for...

meatsack: brominate:dustydgaf: Axe Wound. sausage wallet does cunt count do people...
Dec 8th
‘18 Kids and Counting’ mom hospitalized Reality TV’s Michelle Duggar, pregnant...
Dec 8th
forgot my laptop
Dec 8th
i live in a box
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
i take that back the bottle fell off my head
Dec 8th
i think i have a talent for balancing things on my head
Dec 8th
ultra-violent: FUCK2K
Dec 8th
if i think about the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me what comes to mind is when my friend...
Dec 8th
i am not sure if i have enough blog to go around i did not bring enough blog for the whole class i...
Dec 8th
are there any smart people out there are you there its me josilyn
Dec 8th
fullhouseofangel: PWNED
pork2k: fullhouseofangel (8:26:23 PM): PWNED
fullhouseofangel: lol
fullhouseofangel: what?
fullhouseofangel: hahah
fullhouseofangel: thats funny?
fullhouseofangel: o-O
Dec 8th
“will i ever laugh again”
— me after getting the wrong...
Dec 8th
Just a day, just an ordinary day Just trying to get by ...
Dec 8th
can everyone shut up or something cool like that
Dec 8th
or_something_cool_like_that
Dec 8th
can i go to sleep forever now or something cool like that
Dec 8th
(via ailan)
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Dec 8th
its hard to blog under all this pressure who are all these people what if i forget how to blog what...
Dec 8th
rafeal:pearlsandgold:saintsandliars:sylvysparrow:ccbabcock: ...
Dec 8th
i like this shirt a lot
Dec 8th
what time is it its time to repent
Dec 8th
(via ultra-violent)
Dec 8th
effective
Dec 8th
this map looks like john lennon am i rite or am i rite
Dec 8th

reblog with who you think the most porky...

ultra-violent: NOT PORK2k.. THAT’S FOR SURE..
Dec 8th
http://fucknoacrosstheuniverse.tumblr.com/
Dec 8th
this is my favorite photo on the internet i think
Dec 8th
pork2k: my backspace is hardened
pork2k: i think a bread crumb must be lodged under it
pork2k: maybe if i click really hard i will break its atomic bonds
Dec 7th
(via lendmeatreble)
Dec 7th
i am malnourished and KoLD!!! i am an icecube and sweating at the same time also i have a hat
Dec 7th
i laugh more at serious news stations than i do at the satirical ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 7th
it was neck and neck for a while but i am not as popular as...
Dec 7th
getintipsytips: i think its illegal if i show u my penis
Dec 7th
jus wanted to let u no im still up and partyin
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
“Minarets, steeples… Architecture may be my favorite...”
— Jon Stewart
Dec 7th
willcocx: (via doworkdesign)
Dec 7th
my love life mix: http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/freesounds5/tension.wav
Dec 7th
fff8e7: dietdad: fecklesss: (via geneticmutations) ...
Dec 7th
ok everyone ive decided to embrace who i am because i cannot go on trying to be someone im not i...
Dec 7th
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(via dumbjabronimotherfucker)
Dec 7th
this person messaged me one time while they were suicidal and im not good at dealing with that i...
Dec 7th
deadashistory: Currently reading about Reagan.
Dec 7th
i dont like that one
Dec 7th
dumbjabronimotherfucker: “oh well”
Dec 7th

hi i luv evry1

Dec 7th
iguessthatscool: im retarded im retard
Dec 7th
fff8e7: redsuspenders: dear tumblrs who complain about...
Dec 7th
hasslethehoff: orange.jpg
Dec 7th
apatheticblog: reblog if ur shoes ar eblack!!! i always have to reblog if i relate to it L.o.L
pork2k: reBlog if U lov the sound of ran on ur windo
apatheticblog: windo pane ****
pork2k: pane reblog
Dec 7th
getintipsytips: pork2k is my favorite dildo shopping blog
Dec 7th
pork2k: lov is al u ned - jon lenin
apatheticblog: hes rusian rite
pork2k: idk wikipedia doesnt say !!
Dec 7th
yea
Dec 7th

why did the artist paint with milk and a...

because he was a cereal artist
Dec 7th
i thnk i want toget a “drug free” tato on my anus
Dec 7th
i found this on the floor at school i think its funny
Dec 7th
why do girls lift up their eyebrows and perk their lips when they look at themselves in a mirror...
Dec 7th
i have this shirt isnt it so appropriate for me what with...
Dec 7th
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meatsack: (via extendedclubmix) these look like jimmy...
Dec 7th
moosiemoose: deepdownsouth: via youmakemefeel
Dec 6th
why did my mom get so many paint brushes when will i ever...
Dec 6th
mom: i ran into your friend cindy from your piano class at the store
me: i hate her she is retarded
mom: you hate everyone josilyn
me: yeah but i hate her more
Dec 6th
i miss my dog can i have my dog back she was the only one who understood me can i have my dog
Dec 6th
Listen Listen
Samba Vexillographica
Dec 6th